alan's no java shop
java is hip, it's cool, it's the future, but hey, it is <ugh> geeky programming. shockwave is hip, it's cool, and i can make stuff now. well, actually i started shocking in august of 1995.

why use java, when shockwave can do? why use shockwave when a animated gif will do? why use images when words will do? why? ponder these thoughts or pound the bongos. and pass me a cup o' joe. the real stuff, no fluffy additives.

here's the stuff in my shop. check the menu below. if you insist, go around the corner to the ohjava shop. tell them i did not send you.

for historical interests of few people beyond me, you can see previous incarnations of the shop from 1996-99, 1995-1996, and the first iteration, c. 1995.